I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I party with great urgency now.
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