everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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