Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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