yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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