I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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