i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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