my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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