I can tuck mytits in my pants
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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