About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just had sex on a roof
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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