She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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