Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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