What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
it was like eating out sand paper
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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