you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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