You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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