I've blown a few things in my day
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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