He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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