Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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