Dual....:-)
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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