How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I enjoy the company of your penis
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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