I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Randomize
