NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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