I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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