kristin has been a bad kristin
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize
