Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i think i have herpe
just one?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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