I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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