an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Send help, water and tortillas.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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