Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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