Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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