In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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