so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
