he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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