no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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