u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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