So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Girls should come with a carfax report
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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