My pussy is not your playground.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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