:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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