I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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