Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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