love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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