Having a random hookup so left but love u
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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