who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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