Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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