whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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