There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You've changed since you got that strap on
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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