If i come over, it means nothing
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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