why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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