just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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