Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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