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Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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