Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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